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| Sep 23 |
Gig-A-Gag #62-Winners- Chris Browne & Ron Johnson!“I suggest you arrest that man for possession of stolen property….. that arrow isn’t his.” - Ron Johnson “Officer Romeo here died of a broken heart when his family, the Montagues, would not sanction his love affair with undercover plainclothes detective Juliet of the Capulet family.” - Chris Browne —————————————— 5 Responses to “Gig-A-Gag #62-Winners- Chris Browne & Ron Johnson!”Leave a Reply |

Man with cane. (let’s call him Rick): As you can see Officers, this man still has his eye glasses in his pocket. He didn’t intentionally kill this other man. It was an accident…….he couldn’t see the target well enough.
Case closed.
Officer: Or it could have been the glare from all the gold buttons on his suit!
Rick: Yes, could have been. Both surely an accident. Dreadful suit.
Officer: Ok, case closed!
“Officer Romeo here died of a broken heart when his family, the Montagues, would not sanction his love affair with undercover plainclothes detective Juliet of the Capulet family.”
DON’T TASER ME, BRO!
Fellow (with cane): My guess is that this was the man that was shot.
Man (at far right): BRILIANT!
- Ken Culotta
“I suggest you arrest that man for possession of stolen property….. that arrow isn’t his.”