I just don’t like the fact that they are taking jobs away from Earthlings.

Sioux Hart

Honey, I found out why the electricity went out.

Sioux Hart

“…and this is Daddy’s credit score and Mommy’s credit score and Grandma…” Jeremy Buchanon 

Does this bag make me look fat?

Annie Sundquist

National Treasure 3: the hunt for charles manson

Jimmy Palmiotti

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2nd Place: Rasputin’s debut at Vladimir’s House of Leather and Fetish Dungeon didn’t go over as well as he’d hoped. - Steve Bunche