“You must be THIS TALL to cross the street.”- Jeff Parker(This one was a tough choice!) 

“That darned lousy coconut, I’ll get it to crack this time!”

Dikki Jo Mullen

Thinks to himself, “That reminds me, I’ve got to get a refill on my Viagra.”

Jeff Parker

Mommy told me not to bother her. She’s doing something important in the closet with her boss.

- Sioux Hart

I say Don’t

DON’T

Don’t be ridiculous…

- Mickey