How many managers does it take to change a tire?

Five… one to jack up the car, two to pretend to do work, one to stand around drinking coffee and telling everybody how god/bad of a job they are doing, and one to screw around and get his foot stuck in a bucket.

- Aaren Fiedler

Strike Will Robinson, strike!- Aaren Fiedler 

Heil, mein Firemen!

- Ron Johnson

Damn Fisher Price. They don’t make a ridding model.- Rob Labby 

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