Here we see Bill Gates treating Walt Disney to his first breakfast in fourty two years since his long cryogentic sleep.
In celerbration of his successful reanimation,Bill paid the bill.

- Neal Davies

Similar to the rule that you should not feed gremlins after midnight, there is a lesser known rule that you should not feed beer and junk food to British men before noon.

- Aaren Fiedler

Little girl on the left: “Why is the mommy bear not wearing a shirt?”

- Aaren Fiedler

“Let me get this straight, Mrs. Palmer. You say a horsefly bit you, then you began to transform? Tap your left hoof twice if that is correct…”

- Jeff Parker