Archive for April, 2009

Gig-A-Gag #145-Winner – Nancy !


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Girl: “Pick me up at 8 and don’t be late!”
Mom: “Now Pam, I told you a thousand times… you are too young to date!”

– Nancy


Archive for April, 2009

Gig-A-Gag # 144-Winner – Aaren Fiedler !


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My Fish-Monger asks if I can tell the difference between the regular fish and the new ‘light’ fish with 30% less fishiness.

– Aaren Fiedler


Archive for April, 2009

Gig-A-Gag #143-Winner – Sandy Huff !


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“BlackPants Mulligan” was disqualified from boxing after officials noticed that he had a third arm. “I didn’t know it was there,” he pleaded to the boxing committee.

– Sandy Huff


Archive for April, 2009

Gig-A-Gag #142-Winner – Ken Culotta !


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Women Feigns Attacking Baby!
Peoria Illinois- A woman was walking down the street when suddenly a baby leapt from its carriage and tried to attack her. The woman, who was not injured, was quoted as saying, “AAAHHH!”. The baby is being raised by wolves and has been quarrantined for rabies evaluation.

– Ken Culotta